10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around