Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...