Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...