Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...