The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...