Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....