Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...