An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....