Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...