HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...