Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...