You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...