Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...