Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...