Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...