A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....