Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...