Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...