If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...