Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...