Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
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Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...