Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...