Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...