A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
How is a man like a snow fall?
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Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
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This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
His And Hers ATMs
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How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
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Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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