Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...