10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...