Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket