Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...