Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...