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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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Had too much Christmas cheer?
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Why do women have arms?
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EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.