Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.