Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...