I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...