Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...