The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...