What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.