A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...