Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...