These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...