Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...