Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...