I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...