Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...