Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...