In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?