Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...