Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...