Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...