What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...