How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias