Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...