Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...