F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...